And now, a word from our sponsors:

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Please do not mind the unsettling high keening noise in the store; it is merely the residual agonized screaming emanating from the cut flower stems.

Commemorate your special occasion by offering a potent reminder that all beauty must inevitably wither and die! Delivery is available.

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arminarlert:

reminder that if we’re in a mutual and you’re under the age of 18 and find it creepy or weird that i’m following you back as an adult then let me know and i’ll unfollow and it won’t need to be a big deal at all… like, please put your own safety and wellbeing first 

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